I Wanna Live At Costco

©2000 Michael D. Renneker

A PC and some chicken breasts, Cheez Its and an office desk

sausage and a jewelry chest, and a tub of whipped cream cheese

 Pop Tarts and a fax machine, pancake mix and a trampoline

a big giant bottle of Mr Clean, and a brand new set of tires

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I wanna live at Costco, I wanna live at Costco

I wanna stay and pile my pallets high

takin stuff from every aisle

yeah it real makes me smile

I wanna stay and hang out all night long

after everyone is gone, hide behind a box of Dawn

biscotti and a garden hose, an air compressor and summer clothes

golf clubs, milk, and a 2-line phone , and a 5 pound block of cheese

a bicycle and hot dog buns, 3 bean salad and a staple gun

man I=m havin= too much fun, so let=s down that Kirkland beer

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everything I=ll ever want or need is right here

and you can=t beat the rent at 40 bucks a year

A pink hot tub with water jets, a VCR and cigarettes

buddy this is as good as it gets, and one card holds all the power

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